"It's true," he said to some guy. "Real life is science fiction."
"Oh yeah?" the guy responded. "Why is that?"
"Well, the guy with tattoos on his face with the nasal voice that looks like Curly from The Three Stooges was just on his cell phone for ten minutes, right?"
"Yes, continue."
"Well, cell phone technology used to be a thing only imagined in Star Trek: The Original Series, and the fact that it is some freak looking creature with mascara and a tattoo line around his man lips....well, basically, he looks like an alien communicating with some other fag alien.
I wonder if the alien he is talking to is also in a room filled with people annoying everyone around him with his one-sided conversation. So, one phone call on both ends combined could be annoying up to thirty people.
Amazing when you think about it."
"Yeah, you're right," said the guy. "The whole world is bizarre. It's like, it's the future now, and we have all this technology, but instead you have some freak looking guy talking in a cafe about a person who steals mozzarella cheese packets from the pizza place. It's so god damn petty."
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